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> > BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2007
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> > SMART ASS ANSWER #6
> >
> > It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like
> > dinner?"
> > the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?"
> > John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
> >
> >
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER #5
> >
> > A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
> >
> > As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
> > his
> > trench coat and flashed her.
> >
> > Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your
> > stub."
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> >
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER #4
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> > A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she
> > couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
> > these turkeys get any bigger?"
> >
> > The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
> >
> >
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER #3
> >
> > The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
> > down his window. "I've been w aiting for you all day," the cop said. The
> > kid
> > replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally
> > stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
> >
> >
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER #2
> >
> > A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
> > reads,
> > "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him
> > and
> > he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
> >
> > Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to
> > the
> > truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
> >
> > The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
> > gas."
> >
> >
> >
> > SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
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> > A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
> > I
> > won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
> > consider
> > a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your
> > immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
> >
> > A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
> > would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
> > sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and
> > snickering.
> > When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
> > shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the
> > exam with your other hand."
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