Cam was in a swimming pool alone with another person, a very elegant old lady...
They are lying in the stretchers and Cam noticed she was looking at him...
Cam gets up, trows the robe down, proudly adjusts "the fruit" well tucked in his speedos, inflates his chest with air and proceeeds to climb the tallest diving board ladder....
He gets to the very top, sets his feet on the edge of the board...opens his arms in a "Christ" position....infalets his chest fully and screams to the lady...
Cam - " Lady....what do I look like to you from this high?????"
Lady - "Ohhh my....you like an Eagle...dear Sir !!!!"
Cam - "Why??? because of my proud posture and poise???"
Lady -
" NO, BECAUSE YOUR TOE NAILS LOOK LIKE CLAWS !!!"