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A patient goes in to see his Doctor,
"Doc, I have this terrible problem. My penis is turning orange."
"Orange? My that is strange, lets take a look."
After examining the man's penis the Doctor says, "I see what you mean. It is turning orange. Is it possible that you have been exposed to some dangerous chemicals while you were at work?"
"Oh I don't work," replies the man.
"I just sit at home all day watching porn and eating Cheetos."
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