Well Done, SD!
I think it should:
a) be a sticky, and
b) a welcome aboard reply should be made to all new members with a link to it.
I got an Old Fat Boat
She's Slow But Handsome
Hard In The Chine, but Soft In The Transom
I Love Her Well, And She Must Love Me
But I think It's Only For My Money
. ..... Gordon Bok