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A crusty old sailor, just back from a long passage in the blue walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $ 1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $ 2.50
HAND-JOB: $ 100.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of fishermen.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the old sailor, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old sailor replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!"
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