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A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and yells,
"He's okay boys. He's one of us."
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Benjamin Franklin
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."
Thomas Jefferson
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then they agree with you."
Ghandi
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