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Old 01-12-2008
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Beezer, whasss up annyway? There's more chicken out there than kentucky fried. Wish I could give you a couple of mine, but they don't want to leave me.

Check marinas, club, bulletin boards, and laundromats near the marina. Homeless centers are usually a good place to pick up crew. Hose them down and dress them up and they're not so bad. Another place is AA, usually you can get them drunk and they don't know where they're at til you're 100 miles out to sea. Women's shelters are good. Bring Prozac.

Good luck. Right now there's so many snowbirdettes heading south there should be no problem. I was really considering a transgender female (male->female), but maybe that would be too kinky. Plus he/she was taller and more muscled than me.

Secret, get a big camera and act professional.
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