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post #48 of Old 01-16-2008
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Originally Posted by ianhlnd View Post
You guys are missing the romance of sailing and being contained in a tubular enclosure with a woman with no place to run. Do it for them. Starting with hot towels, hot water from the engine, I wrap her legs and let sit. Then using peach flavored "Skintimate" moisturizing gel, gently stroke her legs with a Gillette "good news" razor til all the offending ruff is removed, this is followed by massaging in "Suave" skin treatment Cocoa Butter to soften the skin and prevent razor burn.

For bikini waxes, I . . . but that's another story.
There is no fooling us Ian, you are full of crap.
I don't believe a word of it. The only reason you have women on board is because you promise them a rewarding modeling career, than they take their clothes off, you snap a couple of photos, and its off to do the dirty dance.

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If a man is to be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most - E.B. White
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