[DuaneIsing]

I heard that when our Pirate friend returend from his first long absence, he went to his favorite bar where the baretender was astounded at his changed appearance. PoPI was unruffled, but the barkeep asked about his peg leg.

PoPI replied that it was nothing, just took a cannonball below the knee, but the ship''s Doc fixed him up good as new with the peg.

The barkeep then asked about the hook on the end of his forearm. PoPI replied that he had lost his hand in a cutlass battle against 10 enemy, but it wasn''t anything to worry about since the Doc fixed him up with the hook.

Stunned, the barkeep then asked about the patch over PoPI''s one eye. PoPI replied that he was looking up towards the crows next when a frigate bird pooped in his eye. The barkeep said, "you can''t lose your eye from bird poop!" To which PoPI replied, "Yeah, ''tis true, but it was me first day with the hook."