[BigRed56]

Ahoy, ye yapping curs nippin at me heels, I be thinking a fine bottle of Rum shipped anywhere in the US ought to be the right good prize for the crafty one of youse that guess the real nature of my offense and the punishment meeted out to dis ere old Pirate, extra credit be given for the most interesting narrative with the best graphic details. (In case ye be thinking about outsmarting de PPI, ye can forget about the LEE County Court Web Site , it ain''t there).