Find an old geezer with a boat ready to kick off.
Become his new best friend.
Comfort the grieving widow.
Have her sign over his beloved boat.
Find a cheap place to dock it.
Find a 23 year old....
We are not primarily on earth to see through one another, but to see one another through
Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything... but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs