Hey! You guys are giving away all the secrets. The truth is Canada sucks since the dollar has gone up (or yours down) and you probably can't afford to come here. Our booze is expensive, we are not very friendly and our laws concerning everything evil in the US are somewhat lax. Trouble. Canada is nothing but trouble. Loads of terrorist lined up along the border looking for a way into the States too. I'd think twice about bringing your boat up here.
There is a tide in the affairs of men,
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
Shakespeare, Julius Caesar IV, iii, 217