[SailorMitch]

Notice is hearby given of the intended cruise on the southern portion of Lake Michigan of certain unsavory characters known to frequent Sailnet bulletin boards. All mariners on Lake Michigan for the period 27 July 2003 through 3 August 2003 should keep a sharp eye for a 34'' sloop with white hull and white sails (number 261) under the command of one Captain Denr with Deckhand SailorMitch. These two characters have been known to be disruptive of civil online society, to stand by their stories no matter what the facts, and to have the audacity to display weird senses of humor in the face of the humorless. Long-winded responders need not reply. All pirates and topless wenches are welcome. Movie rights for this adventure are for sale. Documentary evidence to be available soon on the bulletin board of your local U.S. Post Office.

By order of Coast Guard District Commander, St. Somewhere.

In Sam Boyle we trust!