You didn't sound snarky.
I crawled down into the quarter berth with a flashlight and couldn't see the source of the leak. If I had more time my next step would have been to empty out the cockpit storage locker and try to fit my 6'2", 300 lb. body down into that small space to take a look from a different angle. Thank goodness I had a ferry to catch to Green Turtle Cay!
Now grabbing some overtime hours to pay some skinny dude to crawl down in there and fix things. Self-reliance has it's limits. Money doesn't.
Thanks for your suggestions.