[Cruisingdad]

Ah, Borther, just move to Texas. Bring the 4X4, gun rack, and buy a pair of truck nutz. Round here, you are expected to bring in the camo bag and two seperate conceled weapons.

Women are absolutely beautiful (most beautiful, sincere, and transparent on earth), and have no problem kicking you butt in public with (or sometimes without) just cause. We still spank our kids, fly an American flag out front, close down the schools for CHRISTMAS holidays, and take off for Deer and Dove season. Football and baseball is a way of life. Heineken has NOT replaced Miller Light. We say sir, thank you, and open the doors for our women. And get in a jam, you have people taking off their shirts to help.

Some of the cities have gotten a bit off kelter, I must admit. It is a lot of extraterrestial influence, I am sure. But out here in the country, we live (and die) like that. You think I am kidding? I am not. I am very, very, very dead serious. This is not a joke. Don't beleive me, come on out. Just a quick drive through (or ask anyone here) - they'll tell you I am not lying.

They say Texas is a different State than the rest of the country. I say we are a different country than the rest of the country. North Carolina makes a great, close second though. And again, I am not kidding. That is what it is like out here. And I love it.

Leave the plastic bags and learn to rope. Get under 8 on the bull, and I guarantee you that you will be beating the Cowgirls off. And oh yeah, there is NO crying in rodeo.

HEHE!

- CD