Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!
A fine tale ye weave there Pirate of Pine Island! Wo be to a lesser man, that man shall not have lived long under the spray. Huzzah to ye! A stronger or more able a pirate there never was. Ye show us how to LIVE!
HUZZAH to ye pirate!
May the gods of the briny still shine on ye.
Drake, from the deck of INVICTUS