[BigRed56]

Ahoy Northbender, dis ere be de Pirate of Pine Island and wit me usual charm I be welcoming you to the wonderfull world of sailing. First take de boat out wit anyone who knows how to sail and within hours you will get de Idea. Next if possible have that person be a good looking girl in a Bikini. Just lets me tell you a story to get ye started on the possibilities. Ere goes...
I rented a little sailboat while on vacation on de Jersey shore once and de girl wit me loved it, we sails into de back bays where wern''t no one around so she deciedes to sunbath nude.. I mean all the way. I''m fishing for flounder on account of dere wern''t much wind and it sure was hard concentrating. All of a sudden de girl sits upright and grabs a towel to cover herself. I looks around to see who''s comming and far as de Eye could see we was alone. So I says "wot in de hell? " De silly broad points up in de sky. A plane about 5000 feet is passing over. "They can see me she says!"
Moral of de story ,sailing is life de good life. Pirate of Pine Island