Smoking hot young babe needed to cook, clean, have sex with me, and stand watch during storms. Must be willing to pay 1/2 of all expenses because I'm cheap. I'm also so good looking and charming that I can't seem to find a female who wants to spend more than 5 minutes with me, so I need to hook up with someone who has never met me.
Please send a nude photo of you sailing in 20 foot seas, and a copy of your latest bank statement.
And could you forward a copy of that application to me as well?
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