That tub Giulietta
is a sorry excuse for a sailboat -- you can do much better. Worse yet, the owner is an insufferable, arrogant, know-it-all. If you happen to pass him on the water -- steer well clear of this charlatan. You'll know him by the gold-leaf hat emblazoned with the words "El Capitan", which is also tattooed to his ill-defined left bicep.
Welcome to Sailnet, Barta
[Now, if this doesn't get Giulietta back here to defend his boat and honor.....