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A man walks into a bar carrying a tiny grand piano. He sets the piano on the bar, and takes a tiny man out of his jacket pocket. The tiny man sits down at the piano and starts playing. The bartender saw this and was amazed. The bartender asked the man where he got the tiny man to play the tiny piano. The man pulled a majic lamp from his other jacket pocket, handed it to the bartender and told him to rub the lamp. The bartender rubbed the lamp, and a genie popped out. The bartender immediately said "Give me a million bucks". The next thing he knew a million ducks descended on his bar. The bartender asked the man "what happened?" The man replied "The genie is a little hard of hearing. You didn't really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist did you?"
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