I almost fell asleep during the debate, but then I ate a piece of cake and the sugar helped me get through it.
They should just let them write all of this down on paper and publish it on the internet, and then use the television time to let them both drive monster trucks and crush some cars. Whoever gets the most air wins the debate, and you get extra points if one of your monster truck wheels comes off and you can still drive around on just three wheels and crush a car.