Now..(I have to give you that Smack)...that was unbelievably funny..
that is by far one of the funiest things I read here..congratulations on the funny spirit..
I am sure you will gain more and more friends and supporters here..you are starting to become like the crazy brother no one invites to the parties but we all secretly love....
As a foreigner I had to read it twice to understand...Mr. Swayson...ahahahah
Really good fun..thanks