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Old 07-04-2004
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Lightening strike

My understanding is that he plans to install the new electronics and then sacrifice a small furry animal while muttering arcane rituals to peculiar deities. (actully, I think most of the deities I have met have been rather peculiar in one way or another).

Sources report that he plans to perform these rites on the pullpit of his boat, on the third full moon of the Aztec lunar calender while clad only in cling-film, two band-aides and half a bunny skin.

The breed, gender and political alignment of the small furry animal have yet to be announced.
Tickets go on sale next Tuesday.

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