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Regatta Pointe Marina, SEE THE LIGHT!

As part of RPM''s ongoing Awareness Program relating to safety, your DockWitchAlmighty has implemented a new policy in response to the complaints about lights still being out on E dock. Flashlights are now available at the bait shop and will be required for anyone going onto E dock after dark. There is a $25 deposit, refundable if your flashlight is returned in perfect condition. The actual cost of renting the flashlight will be hidden in your monthly charge for electricity. Batteries not included.

Thanks to the "other" Almighty that our marina is apparently not held accountable for findings resulting from city inspections. Folks, if that were so, you could be looking for another place to lay your heads. And, speaking of heads....

Because your GM (Grass Mower) is always unavailable, many of you have questioned his whereabouts. Never fear. He is staying nearby with his head stuck in the sand. It has also been observed that Harry has gone underground. He only comes out at night to suck your blood. Silver crosses are for sale in the bait shop next to the flashlights.

A personal message from DockWitchAlmighty to Dock Demon. Couldn''t help but be flattered by how you signed - "Your admirer". Hmmmm, are your male or female. Makes a difference you know.
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