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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia.
How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home
early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under
all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---
we'd both still be alive.
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