You're right, Dog. So in the interest of convincing someone to come and take this fine yacht off to a new home, I'll be happy to charge someone for the information.
Here are a few pictures that I just took. As any discerning yachtsman can see, this fine yacht only needs a bit of cosmetic work. A bit of house paint, a few gallons of bleach and some elbow grease are all that's needed to get this beautiful long distance cruiser ready for a seven league trip.
(I can't believe I just wrote that. It sounds like the descriptions some broker would come up with!
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