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Old 01-19-2009
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Paris Hilton takes her little chiuahua into a bar. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. This drunk is so out of it that he doesn't even notice she is there. Paris puts her dog on the floor and tries to get the bartender's attention to order a drink. Just then, the drunk leans over and throws up on the floor, all over the little dog. This snaps the drunk out of his stupor; he looks down at the little dog in the middle of the mess he has just made on the floor and says, "Wow, I don't remember eating that."
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