Pirate Of Pine Island Makes Local News
Ahoy me mateys, Dis ere Pirate has gone and done it again. Wot did ye think dat I''d given up? Not me. I be the admitted and unconvicted scoundrel wot anchored and lived aboard me vessel in the City Of Cape Corals Bimini Basin for for 55 days in direct violation of City ordinance and when de dim wits finally give me a citation the cowards failed to file de citatrion wit de courts (seeing as how de dim wits lost twice before it ain''t no wonder) , but dat wasn''t enough for dis here rascal so I''s walked into de City Council meeting and demanded de cowards put me in Jail. Do youse know that de dim wits accused me of being a politition!! Now I''m a pirate and it is an insult to be called dat name so I''s start pounding on the podium and challanging de dim wit to a duel. Fox News and local paper thought I was nuts but worth some air time. For all the crusing vessels wot ply thet seven seas the city of Cape Coral now belongs to the PIrate of Pine Island and its open for extended stays and live aboards for as long as you like. So come and stay wit de Pirate all''s clear and fair winds to you all.
Pirate of Pine Island, Cape Coral