01-19-2009
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: East Coast
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they
ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the
hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied
the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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