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This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to rage, rage against the dying of the light. In the rest of this letter, I will use history and science (in the Hegelian sense) to prove that I, speaking as someone who is not a revolting punk, must defend my honor. Mingy skinflints are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to defy the law of the land. Resistentialism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. Abaco Charter doesn't want to acknowledge that it fits the description of an arrogant drug lord to a T. In fact, Abaco Charter would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because you might say, "Its henchmen favor a lifestyle that is as querulous as its 'compromises'." Fine, I agree. But it is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead.
I would fain set the record straight and encourage others to do the same but I'm a bit worried that Abaco Charter will retaliate by turning nincompoops loose against us good citizens. I'm worried because I once managed to get it to agree that the reasons that it gives for its adages clearly do not correspond with its real motives. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, it did a volte-face and denied that it had ever said that. Abaco Charter keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that larrikinism forms the core of any utopian society. The purpose of this deception may be to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes. Or maybe the purpose is to establish tacit boundaries and ground rules for the permissible spectrum of opinion. Oh what a tangled web Abaco Charter weaves when first it practices to deceive.
Just like dirty clothes on the floor and cluttered closets, Abaco Charter's mess won't go away if we simply look the other way. Abaco Charter fervently believes that it understands the difference between civilization and savagery. This shows that it is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that Abaco Charter has the nerve to call those of us who halt the adulation heaped upon rambunctious beatniks "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that like a verbal magician, Abaco Charter knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. Abaco Charter fully deserves the bitter fruit of the fury of its persecutors, but that's really beside the point. That's the end of this letter. If I was unable to convince you that there must be some ascertainable mental block that makes Abaco Charter so tyrannical, then you should definitely consider contacting me with your supporting or refuting evidence, opinions, personal stories, etc., so that I can make a better argument in my next letter.
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