You want to impress someone? Spear one of those little bastards in mid-flight with your windex in 20 knots. Sure, it takes a lot of concentration and constant attention to sail trim and heading, but THAT'S sailing, bro.
Just look at the ad to your left and imagine an impaled titmouse on the pointy end. That's what I'm talkin' about.
PETA's watching you!!!