Because we obviously haven''t had nearly enough STUPID lately.
Look, I had a talk to Jesus for you. Even he doesn''t find you funny anymore.
I am not saying you cannot have your religeon. I am, however, certain it does not belong right here.
I don''t talk about sacrificing baby penguins on the alter of Cthulu''s second cousin, The Pirate does not tell us how he uses a plastic glow-in-the-dark Budha as his anchor light....And it would be something approaching well-mannered if you did not drivel on about something that may be precious to you, but is merely wasted bandwidth to most of the rest of us.
I do not begin my posts here with the words; "So I am screwing this dead chick and..."
Because it is not appropriate to this forum. Neither is what you are doing.
Please stop, as a flaming hamster at high-velocity often offends.