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Old Men Don't Care
As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.
For example, my internist referred me to a female urologist.
I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why.
She said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you.
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Courtney is My Hero
If a man is to be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most - E.B. White
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