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Things Got Ya Down?
Well Then, Consider These ...
In
a hospital's intensive care unit, patients always seemed to die in the same
bed, always on a Sunday morning, and always at about 11:00 am - regardless of
their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it
might have something to do with the supernatural.
No
one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths had
occurred, so a team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of these incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before
11:00 am, all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see for themselves what this terrible phenomenon might be. Some
were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
ward off evil spirits.
Just
when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson - the part-time Sunday janitor -
entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the
vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad
Day???
The average
cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
At a special ceremony, two of these expensively-saved animals were
released back into the wild water amid cheers and applause
from onlookers. A minute later, in full view of the crowd, a killer
whale ate them both.
Still think you?re
having a Bad Day???
A woman
came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically - almost in a
dancing frenzy - with a wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked
him with a handy 2 x 4, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he
had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are ya better now?
No???
Two animal
rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a
slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a
broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were
trampled to death.
What??? You still think
you?re having a Bad Day???
Iraqi terrorist
Khay Rahnajet didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb. It came
back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb he?d mailed, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is indeed
good!
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