This topic must have been discussed before. I can't be the only person who brought it up.
No, you're just the only person who brought the topic up here instead of with his wife. Most couples just proceed on the premise that they'll figure things out as they go.
I'll bet the AAA road service representative is still laughing about your phone call asking about the proper procedure for doing it in the back seat of your Yugo. How'd that one work out for ya?
I'll bet the mattress salesman had to be hospitalized after filling out the directions for you on that Sealy you bought.
You're gonna love the bosun's chair thread. (g)
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Wm. F. Buckley, Jr.