Personally I think this one's the winner thus far. The mental imagery is just too much to bear with a straight face.
I read this yesterday and did not get it.
I just got it, very good Main!
Than, I looked at the OP's photo ablum and I can't help it, I see the picture of the nice looking young lady (two thumbs up Greg) and I think to myself...... "She's a screamer!"
Courtney is My Hero
If a man is to be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most - E.B. White