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THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
> >>>
> >>> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
> >>> Paperwork, and was burned out.. Hoping to try another career where
> >>> Skillful
> >>> hands would be beneficial; He decided to become a mechanic.
> >>> He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
> >>> attended diligently, and learned all he could.
> >>> When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
> >>> prepared
> >>> carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
> >>> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
> >>> obtained
> >> a
> >>> score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I
> >> don't
> >>> want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder
> >>> if
> >>> there is an error in the grade.
> >>>
> >>> "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
> >> perfectly,
> >>> which was worth 50% of the total mark.
> >>>
> >>> You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth
> >>> 50%
> >> of
> >>> the mark."
> >>>
> >>> After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
> >>> you
> >>> did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire
> >>> career"
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