Pretty funny there blu.
Normally I don't discuss my sex life on a boat or any other locale for that matter, but as a public service advisory, I'm going to make an exception.
I'm guessing that you all have read or heard of using Viagra as a recreational enhancement even though one might not have any problem rising to the occassion. Well before I met my wife, an old girlfriend suggested an overnight stay on her boat and she promised a ride on her 'capsule of love'. Cool. Little did I know what she had in mind and that she was aware of Viagra's little secret - that it could also enhance the female's pleasure as well.
The moon was full, the motion of the boat was pleasant and added to the mood. Long story short, she took one pill, gave me two and we toasted 'may the festivities begin'! Her's went down, mine got suck just behind my adams apple. I tried to wash it down with mass quanities of wine with no avail...stuck for 15 minutes. It all went down hill from there...she ended up very frustrated, the wine took care of my natural abilities and I ended up with a very STIFF neck!
So you recreational 'boaters' beware!
Yeah I know, a looong way to go for a joke. But at least, none of it's true.