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How come I never get to play. I may not be a douche bag in real life, but I play one on TV. And I seem to be able to bring it out in others. Kinda like a douche bag whisperer. You know, like if there's this nice guy, just minding his own business, finding out how to fix his wench, not insulting nobody. I come along and mention something that most would find a harmless bit of trivia, but I say it real quietly in his ear, and next thing you know he's reaching his full douche bag potential. Posting all kinds of garbage about this or that in the political treads, then threating to leave and what not, but they never do. That's because of me.
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