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Originally Posted by danjarch
How come I never get to play. I may not be a douche bag in real life, but I play one on TV. And I seem to be able to bring it out in others. Kinda like a douche bag whisperer. You know, like if there's this nice guy, just minding his own business, finding out how to fix his wench, not insulting nobody. I come along and mention something that most would find a harmless bit of trivia, but I say it real quietly in his ear, and next thing you know he's reaching his full douche bag potential. Posting all kinds of garbage about this or that in the political treads, then threating to leave and what not, but they never do. That's because of me.
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I like that...douche bag whisperer...now there's a club I would happily join.....oscar wilde or groucho marx notwithstanding.......for they follow me around like flies on what I believe you American chappies quaintly refer to as 'prairie oysters'
Now....while we are talking douche bags.....do you know I sent someone no names, no pack drill but porcine nonetheless) a long reply to a request for my advice on the subject of yacht purchase and the db never even bothered to acknowledge that he read it. Some people....I don't know.....(he said and huffed off, dudgeonly upwardly mobile).....
ps - Morgan.....you are going to have to try just a wee bit harder if you want to stay on the same page as the Hog......