I don't mean to use this fine forum to air the dirty laundry of a certain four-legged creature with a thick coat of fur, but... here's an excerpt of the email that certain creature sent me:
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Originally Posted by tdw
Nothing against you, Hog, but I hate pigs. Again, nothing against you. Now, having said that... every pig I've ever seen has had these beady little eyes, and you just can't trust them -- especially with your money. Not too long ago I ordered a case of Bourbon from this company in South Carolina. I sent in my check but never received my booze. Lo-and-behold, the company was owned by a family of pigs. So, as you can well imagine, I'm not going to just dole out free advice to some four-legged swine. It's going to cost you... how does $5/word sound?
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I took this creature up on his offer, and what I got was a Tolstoy-length description of a Tartan 37 -- along with a bill for $75,000. Again, I don't want to turn this fine forum into a food fight...