I personally always get really really scared when you use the red pen....
There could be a vaild discussion here somewhere now every bit innuendo and toilet humour is done with, but its probably a discussion limited in it's scope on here on Sailnet.
I mean 'how do you have sex on a boat??' Well pretty much the same way you do every well else....end of discussion...
Have I had great experiences that have involved both boat and female?
Well yes but if I start recalling them here in detail both my beloved wife, previous girlfriends and CD with his angry red writing are going to rightfully kick my ass so once again end of discussion.
From here what else is there to say?