[craigimass]

I don't want a bigger boat.
And if I did, I would buy it.

I guess that makes me a conservative.
Also, I have 3 kids and have been married for 36 years.
I must be a conservative.

I have two houses....
MUST be a conservative.

I have never cheated on my wife nor been arrested.
MUST be a conservative.

I have always saved money and never had any debt.
Why, I must be a conservative!

I have never graduated college.
Yes, definitely a conservative.

I have started numerous enterprises and put lots of people to work.
Must be a conservative.

I don't drink, smoke, gamble or fool around....
(I must be boring).

I try to take care of myself in health matter.
Must be a conservative.

I don't take lightly sending men and women to their deaths in war.
MUST be conservative.

However, since I only watch one TV with any regularity, and that is Hardball, I must be a flaming liberal.