[bobmcgov]

New sport: Carp Skeet. It's unsporting to shoot them in the water. Bunch of hunters on a raft (wearing, what, cloud-pattern camo in a fetching blue?); underwater speakers blare powerboat sounds; shoot em as they leap, boys and girls!

We'll need a new breed of retriever, specifically to fetch the dead and wounded (winged? finned?) carp. The Soo Setter? Canadian Koihound? Michigan Yellow Carper?

Oh sure, this seems like a crisis today. In twenty years, it'll be just another obscure Olympic event dominated by Canadians -- like curling. Did you know curling (sliding heavy granite stones across the ice with tremendous accuracy) was invented to control beaver populations? True fact. Evil little gnawers stick their heads out of a breathing hole ... THUMP.