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> Logic
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> Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their
> favorite bar, drinking
> beer.
>
>
> Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm
> tired of going through life
> without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
> Community College and
> sign up for some classes.'
>
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> Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.
>
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> The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets
> Dean of Admissions,
> who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
> English, history, and
> Logic.
>
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> 'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'
>
>
> The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you
> own a weed eater?'
>
>
> 'Yeah.'
>
>
> 'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
> eater, I think that you
> would have a yard.'
>
>
> 'That's true, I do have a yard.'
>
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> 'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because
> you have a yard, I
> think logically that you would have a house.'
>
>
> 'Yes, I do have a house.'
>
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> 'And because you have a house, I think that you might
> logically have a family.'
>
>
> 'Yes, I have a family.
>
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> 'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family,
> then logically you must have a
> wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me
> you must be a heterosexual.'
>
>
> 'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were
> able to find out all of that
> because I have a weed eater.'
>
>
> Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the
> Dean's hand and leaves to go
> meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes,
> how he is signed up
> for Math, English, History, and Logic.
>
> 'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?'
>
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> Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you
> have a weed eater?'
>
> 'No.'
>
> 'Then you're a queer.'
>