[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by ssneade

we're sorry, smack. an upstanding urbanite such as yourself probably don't understand the concept of mass food production. that stuff in your local grocer had to come from somewhere. it's not grown back in the warehouse.....

sit down and cross your legs. relax. think only happy thoughts. when you have finally cleared the anxiety from fight club from your mind, then and only then will you be ready to become one with the tractor. think back to your childhood. do you remember the toy tractor you got for your fourth birthday? imagine you are on that tractor, and that you were plowing the field. the air around you is sweet and full of song from the birds playing in the hedgerow. at the fear end of the field near the meadow, deer are grazing on the newly sprouted spring grass. suddenly lil' audrey rises from a dry ditch with a .270 winchester and pops the largest one just behind the shoulderblade, exploding his heart and dropping him on the spot.....

sorry I missed this post. I was putting a new basket on my vespa. Okay I'll sit down and meditate about deer murder. Ahm....where should I set my man bag?