Thank you Faster....just wanted I wanted....to be dragged into an Iraq war thread.........
Oh dear.
Hey Erps...that should be "types with a New Zulland excint" (whoa...that sounds more that a Sith African excint than a New Zulland") maybe should be axcunt.....yeah, that's better.."New Zulland axcunt"....though in truth it should be an Orstrielian accint......
As someone once remarked the worst thing about Australia is that it's so far away........to which Australians reply......the worst ?
Yes we are also known as the West Island of NZ.....I can live with that. More sheep for us to shear.....shear ?...go find your own.....I ain't shearin with no one.
Joke 1 - in poor taste
.......... Australian farmer and a Kiwi farmer who find a sheep caught up in a barbed wire fence ? Kiwi drops his shorts and has his way with the poor beast. When he's finished he asks the Australian if he wants a go. The Australian drops his shorts, bends over and sticks his head in the barbed wire fence.
Joke 2 - maybe not so poor taste
When asked why so many Kiwis went to live in Australia, former Kiwi Prime Minister, Robert "Piggy" Muldoon famously replied " I'm not sure but it certainly improves the IQ level of both nations".
Joke 3 - in extremely poor taste
The Iraq War (though I'd reckon the poor bustards who are being killed and wounded each and every day, don't think it's funny.)
"Ongoing stability operation".....wow that's a zinger......betcha the spin doctor who thought that one up got a bonus.....