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The hits keep on coming.
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> 1) Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
> She said "I don't know exactly... just put me down for a 5."
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> 2) Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he
> has a hole-in-one.
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> 3) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive
> a ball 400 yards.
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> 4) Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't
> decide between a wood and an iron.
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> 5) Why did Tiger leave the house so early? He has a 2:30 tree time.
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> 6) What do a Cadillac SUV and a Nike golf ball have in common? Tiger
> Woods can drive them both into the trees.
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> 7) What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both
> been clubbed by a Norwegian
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