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post #2 of Old 12-30-2009
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LOL...just goes to show:

What is seen and felt by the seller,

"Oh my beautiful boat...I have to sell"!
Buyers will love her, I KNOW, I can tell
I have so loved her, we played in the Sun
Memories must sustain me, my sailing is done.

So come all ye buyers, bulging pockets of money
Fork it over and sail her on the seas of milk and honey
I will miss her when she's will be tuff
To do this beauty justice, I hope I have been asking enough.

WHAT the propective buyer sees and feels:

By the looks of her, this should be a breeze
My offer of half should be accepted with ease
The refit shouldn't take long...just a few years
Thousands of dollars, blood, sweat and tears.

Disrepair and gloom is all I see down below
My wife is gonna KILL me and rightfully so
If I bring home this maiden, she'll think me a twit
So at ANY price, I'll do well to pass on this POS!

I will end this on a possitive note...That sucker IS blue!
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