Awesome. I mean.. if she took a survival class, what could possibly go wrong? She's Certified(tm) now!
So why don't the rest of us have to get Certified? Doesn't anybody love me? Why won't the government kidnap me? Bawawawa.. nobody likes Tim
If only I were a 14 year old girl.. then it would matter what I do. Curse this wanger and all these birthday cards!